OK, OK, it's Photoshop! BUT, I am doing way better and I have fully come to terms with the next four weeks. It's just another month and as long as the next x-ray at least kinda resembles the above image than I will ideally be back on my feet early in the new year. Till then, I will employ a strategy that I learned to master while residing in Banff, Ab. DRINK PAST IT!

PS: To those who thought the above image made it look like my toes were snapped in half here's the second image they shot. It was just the positioning of my foot that created the above pigeon toed effect.