While watching The Oilers lose to The Canucks tonight,
"You'd better watch what you say to me, I'm the World Sand Dune Jumping Champion ya know"
"Yeah, you can google that shit!"
"No, no, ya have to hit up 'IMAGES' to get a valid response!"
And sure enough...
If google says it, than it must be true...WORLD CHAMPION! Just like I always claimed I was! Even if I haven't earned a word of it...